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Is it illegal to intentionally use the wrong bathroom? Yes it is! But what’s the point trying to sneak into a cranky old women’s bathroom when these pages give you booze, boobs, weird stuff, funny stuff, fact-indulging stories and lush pages of augmented fiction? A seriously fine selection of humour-laced toilet seat recitation perfectly tailored for men who also read.

To Draw or Not To Draw?

Retox Magazine presents K. O. Golding’s funky story To Draw or Not To Draw, featuring model Perry Thomas Burke and photography by Retox Magazine’s founding photographer Vincent Au, shot at The Chokolate Box.

Sizzling hot girl is looking to share a London apartment

Just think about it… If you are male, single and not looking to have a serious relationship, what could be better than having a sizzling hot girl as your flatmate? This little sizzler comes parcelled with loads of fun bags and will be willing to do many unthinkable naughty things to tease you and please you… Indeed, every heterosexual man’s dream, but can you handle it?

5 great ways to successfully get killed

Struggling with getting a heart attack? Have no guts to jump off the bridge? Scared to be a sinner in the eyes of God? Well then, in that case we can give you 5 great ways to successfully get killed without deliberately trying to do so.