HORRORscope
Your life is bad, we know it, and we’ll make it worse!
As you have probably now identified, this is not your traditional horoscope but rather a scope of HORROR! - Your monthly predictions with a touch of nihilism and a whole load of outrageously dark humour. These dark monthly predictions may not be to everyone’s taste so be warned! Enter this page only in good spirits and seriously, don’t kill yourself!
HORRORscopes for April 2012
April 2012 Horoscopes. Retoxed online psychics predict your future providing a wicked online psychic reading for your star sign. April horoscope predictions other online psychics don’t share…
HORRORscopes for March 2012
Retox Magazine presents HORRORscopes for March 2012. Read your hilarious star sign predictions for this month. We have March predictions for all star signs. What star sign are you?
HORRORscopes for February 2012
February 2012 Horrorscopes. Retoxed online psychics predict your future providing a wicked online psychic reading for your star sign. February horrorscope predictions other online psychics don't share. Now go and indulge yourself!
Horoscope Predictions - Mayan Astrology
To celebrate the final year of the Mayan calendar (or the end of the world as some may call it), we offer an assortment of monthly predictions for each Mayan astrology sign based on the famous Mayan rock. The Mayan Astrology Signs are divided into 19 zodiac signs in an astrological system…
Horrorscopes for December 2011
December 2011 Horrorscopes. Retoxed online psychics predict your future providing a wicked online psychic reading for your star sign. Horrorscope predictions other online psychics don't share.
Mythological Horoscopes: Creatures of Greek Mythology
Special Horoscope with Greetings from Ancient Greece: Although you may find this a bit shocking, we’d like to inform you that you have one more astrological sign, which reveals your dark side, thanks to the Ancient Greeks. The Ancient Greeks believed that the Horoscope of the Dark Forces is no less important than the traditional horoscope of the Zodiac Signs...
Monthly predictions - evil HORRORscopes for October 11
As the evil October sets in we bring you our evil predictions for the month. Retox magazine presents you with this month’s Horrorscope. Read your funny, hilarious and horrific star sign predictions for October 2011.
Horrorscopes for this month - September 2011
Your Horrorscope for September 2011. With the summer being kind of over and the autumn about to kick in, the last sunny spell may inspire that one final party twitch. Those final summer parties are best known for outrage and debauchery, so you better read your predictions for September.
HORRORscopes for this month - August 2011
Horrorscopes: funny horrorscopes for this month. Read your monthly prediction entitled HORRORscoeps for August. These HORRORscopes are weird and frightening...
HORRORscopes for this month - July 2011
Horrorscopes: funny horrorscopes for this month. Read your monthly prediction entitled HORRORscoeps for July. These HORRORscopes are weird and frightening... "We know you’re a crab! The crab is one of the most terrible signs of all and you live up to it by pinching everyone’s asses! Stop it! Nothing good will come of it! It hurts, it is unpleasant and it makes others feel violated..." This month's HORRORscope prediction for your starsign! :-)
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