Give Me a Job!
Jobs, pay-checks and the corporate crap…
Retox Magazine recognises that the biggest part of this wonderfully corporate society today is work, jobs and all that boring crap that gets us paid, gets us fed and gets us that plasma TV on our walls. So what do we do here at Retox Magazine? Of course, nothing other than have an all around laugh about the topic. Get hired, get fired, get paid, laid, humoured and then retire!
10 days keeping your boss captive
What would you do if you kidnapped your boss? Your boss in captivity for 10 days and you get to do anything you want! Pay back time! A hilarious story by J. Allport on naughty things to do to your boss. …Who’s the boss now?
How to make fast money
A representative of FBI was spotted holding my name and email address in association of my $50,000 award that apparently I am fighting to retrieve; I have won $700,000 from an unidentified membership promotion; I am still waiting for an African magazine with a hidden ATM card to be delivered to me by Fedex… There are many ways of how to make fast money, just hit your junk box for ideas!
A funny witty story on how to make fast money. M. Andre shares her experience as she gets showered in mail that is about to make her richer than Bill Gates!
Give me a job promotion!
I am ambitious, money driven, employed but underpaid. It is not that I am greedy, but my luxurious shopping dehydrates my credit card and I am constantly in debt. The only acceptable solution to the problem is a fatter paycheque, a job promotion or the combination of both. With employment competition being so high, I’ve decided to get myself a job promotion the way I can get it best – short dress, big cleavage. …Oh, and a male boss!
My job interviews at their best
I was nervous, had a sore throat and I arrived late to my job interview. I explained to my job interviewer that the bus was so full I could not fit in! It was a genuine reason but my job interviewer was convinced that however full a bus is, there is always a space for one more person. The mind-puzzling mathematics didn’t add up in my head: an infinite number of sardines did not fit in the can…
How to lose a job in ten days
I hate my job, hate my life, hate my salary and hate all the universal powers that landed me here in this office. It is obvious that my new boss chose to financially support my misery, and there is nothing else left for me to do than to device a plan on how to get fired. – Indeed, a feeling too familiar! But don’t worry, ten days max and you’ll be out of there! Just follow our detailed plan on how to loose your job in ten days. Enjoy!
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