Give me a job promotion!

Post by R.M. team

Note: The author's views are entirely his or her own and may not reflect the views of RetoxMagazine.com

I am ambitious and money driven

I love Christian Dior, Mayfair nightclubs and my extravagant weekend breaks in Europe. The price tags associated with such luxury quickly made me understand that I needed a serious promotion and a generous pay rise.

Cut the competition, cut the crap!

The competition for a good solid well paid seat is tremendously intense, and the line-up of potential applicants who are way better than me is infinite. They are either more experienced, hold 20 university degrees or willing to compromise in other unorthodox ways. Well, I am young, good looking, good at my job, alas holding one degree and have one brief paragraph of notable experience on my CV. I quickly realized that you had to be sneaky to get ahead.

Proper relationships don’t really exist

All my colleagues are career driven women who incessantly struggle to hold down relationships. Good healthy relationships are so hard to come by these days, and its not worth wasting time waiting for one, so I figured: “who cares? Might as well f*%k my boss!”

The convenience of a coffee machine

My desk was on my boss’s way to the coffee. The greater my cleavage was the more likely he stop and chat. It was very convenient. As time went on his coffee consumption increased and our conversations started becoming more frequent and more personal.

Power is sexy

He obviously liked me. Sadly I didn’t think much of his physique. A short middle-aged man harvesting a beer belly and parading a receding hairline isn’t quite what I constitute as attractive. But he had bag-loads of charisma and I found his power enticingly sexy.

No drama

In most scenarios having a fling with a married man is not a desired state of affairs. In this case, however, I didn’t really want a clingy relationship so it worked out to my advantage. Some of my fellow colleagues think it is degrading for me to sleep with a married man, though I never understood that. He is the one who is married, not me!

Good sex

…Need I say more!

I am now a Senior Accounts Director on the salary of £54,000 a year and some perky bonuses.

Are you hot? Assertive? Willing to do anything to climb a career ladder? I am looking for a Junior Account Director to assist me in ALL areas of my work.

If you think you can dash off a good and interesting reply to the above, please contact Retox Magazine immediately!

Please note: the above is NOT a job ad. It is a fictional story. Do not attempt to apply for the position literally! If you do reply back with an essay in reference to the position of the Junior Account Director it is only to get your essay to be considered for publishing and not to be considered for the role of the Junior Account Director.

Models' pictures featured in this article are used only to illustrate the story and the models are in NO WAY directly associated with the content of the story.

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