Fashion: The Emperor's New Clothes

Many years ago, there was an Emperor, who was excessively fond of fashion, and he spent most of the crown’s cash on new clothes.

One day, two rogues, calling themselves weavers, landed at the emperor's palace gate. They made out they could weave cloth of most beautiful colours and elaborate patterns and the clothes manufactured from that cloth would have the wonderful and unique property of remaining invisible to anyone unfit for their office, or who was extraordinarily simple in character.

We all know how this story ends, with the emperor parading the streets naked. The emperor was a silly man.

Luckily most of us are far more on-the-ball than that emperor character and I personally believe it will be very unlikely to see anyone naked parading Oxford Circus or Leicester Square any time soon, if ever.

However, if you're local, there's no better time or place to enlighten your inner fashion guru than now and in London.

Become an emperor. Kit yourself out.

Your servant,

Fashiona Noihsaf